The Leakung Ian Armando

A leaked office memo from a Sunday Newspaper informant reports that Ian Armando's
disgusting habit of wetting himself withe excitement whilst preparing his weekly column
is getting beyond a joke and that he must seek help with his problem.
His boyfriend says he'd like to get to the bottom of the allegation. Meanwhile, Ian must
stew in his own juice, I suppose.
-Michael Foot, Romford.