Jolly Japes - 17

Gosh! Have been asked to pose in the nude for a "Callendar Girls" portrait for a local charity. I told them straight - I was not that charitable even if they paid me. Hubby was very diplomatic about it and applauded my decision. Could you imagine what BIG RON would have to say? He, incidentally, has given his wife Chris permission to join the SAS. But by golly, even I would hesitate to give my consent to her becoming a "Callendar Girl" though! Gosh..
-Sodbridge Action Society (Women's Branch).