The Fluent Ian Armando

They tell me that whilst on holiday recently, Ian Armando went into a
do-it-yourself store in Provence and asked the astonished assistant
whether he could advise him as to what préservatif he should use.
Ian's boyfriend, when told of this, was heard to say: 'yes, Ian is very fluent'.
He should know, of course.
-Michael Foot, Romford.