The Boyfriend of Ian Armando

News has just reached mme here, in this backwater of Romford, that the name of Ian Armando's
boyfriend (I'm sure you are eager to know), is Den Pennis. Seems a queer name to me, but I don't
suppose he can help that. Den, like Ian, work for the same Sunday paper, so I suppose they are
able to see quite a lot of each other. Which is nice. I'm told that Den Pennis is a much more intelligent
individual than Ian Armando, and, by what I read in their separate contributions to this august
paper, this comes as no surprise. It is said that Den is 'the best diarist on Fleet Street. And the
most handsome'. Now who could possibly have said that?
-Michael Foot, Romford.