Repeat Prescriptions 3

I am happy to report that I've been able to collect the repeat prescription drug item which was missing from my package. It was, apparently, "forgotten" to be included from the list on my re-order form by the people in the doctor's surgery. So I re-emphasize that you check that you've got what you ordered and don't hesitate to chase people up - or get someone to do it for you.

Repeat Prescriptions 2

Following my advice to check that all items of prescription drugs are contained in packages being picked up at your pharmacy, I had cause to regret not taking this advice myself as I discovered, when I got back home, there was one item short. This sort of thing has happened before. The last time, the missing drugs were found in a separate package in the pharmacy itself. This time, however, it appears that the fault lies within the doctor's surgery. This drug has now been re-ordered and will be, I'm told, ready for collection in a few days time.
To be continued.

Repeat Prescriptions

To all those out there who rely on pharmacists to supply them with repeat prescription drugs, I give this advice:

Check that all items are in your package before leaving the pharmacy as mistakes will and do happen.

The Missing Link

Ann "Is that your real name?"

Contestant "That's my name, Ann".

Ann "Your parents gave you that name?"

Contestant "No Ann. I changed it by Deed Poll".

Ann " Oh, and what was your name before you changed it?"

Contestant "Myss, Ann".

Ann "Miss?"

Contestant "No, Ann. Myss - with a y".

Ann "Missy?"

Contestant "M-Y-S-S, Ann".

Ann "So. How did you decide upon your present name?"

Contestant "Well, Ann, you remember that film where this black guy says, 'Call me Mister......'?"

Ann "Put your board up".

Contestant "I didn't put it down, Ann".

Ann "Thanks, Mister".