The Missing Link

Ann "Is that your real name?"

Contestant "That's my name, Ann".

Ann "Your parents gave you that name?"

Contestant "No Ann. I changed it by Deed Poll".

Ann " Oh, and what was your name before you changed it?"

Contestant "Myss, Ann".

Ann "Miss?"

Contestant "No, Ann. Myss - with a y".

Ann "Missy?"

Contestant "M-Y-S-S, Ann".

Ann "So. How did you decide upon your present name?"

Contestant "Well, Ann, you remember that film where this black guy says, 'Call me Mister......'?"

Ann "Put your board up".

Contestant "I didn't put it down, Ann".

Ann "Thanks, Mister".