The Love Life of a Bus Shelter Vandal - The Prequel

He never stood a chance right from the start, really.
His mother, after giving birth to him on the back seat
of a Ford Mondeo, was heard to wail: 'Of all the kids
I've had, this one was a right bastard'.

Note: My sincere thanks to all those people who have
made suggestions, and have given advice in
the preparation of this work, and whose encouragement
and help has made it possible.
-william3c.