Money Advice - 1

The new Capital Gains Tax, along with Inheritance Legistration, comes into force in
the next fiscal year. This, though, has not the slightest bearing on the issues at stake.
They should, in the opinion of Fund Analysts Scotch and Beer, be totally ignored for
the time being. In your interests, I shall be keeping a weather eye open for any signs
of new cloud formations on the monetary front. If you wish to contact me, I shall be
standing at my usual pitch just round the corner from the Bank of England. The constable
standing across the street is there for my protection and is a replacement for the large
cardboard cutout which kept being vandalised. Made quite a profit on my own investments
last month so am going to treat myself to one of those night shirts advertised in the papers
(plus a free Night Cap). So, till the next time....
-I. Spendapenny, FA.