The Sneering Ian Armando

We all know of artists and their self-portraits, but Ian Armando, in his Sunday Scribblings
Column, has come up with a "self-description" piece which is worth repeating. He says: "I'm
a bloke and am growing old", adding "a decrepit wrinkled lunatic has-been". For a change,
his sneering remarks are directed at himself. If this is a start of a truth campaign, it must be
applauded. But what will his boyfriend Den Pennis think of it?
-Michael Foot, Romford.