Lines of Enquiry

People keep ringing me asking how they might get in touch with BBC Offline or the more
recently set up Repeat Channel. I can only say: do as I do and contact the Radio Times
Intelligence Dept., then press the green button. If that fails (as is often the case), ring the
Brain Doctor at Guys and Dolls Hospital, Charing Cross Road. There, they will attempt
to answer all your questions with their customary dedicated care. It may be of interest
for you to know that Ian Armando, full time journalist, has a part-time job there as a cleaner.
-Michael Foot, Romford.