Powerfuel People

The new Powerfuel Company has, from this month of November, set in motion a new concept
in Home Heating. Much cheaper than ordinary fuel, it has put at the disposal of the Public this Order:
"Power is available on a dual only setting (where there are no mains). These products can be utilised
in the UK, including the Channel Islands, but not Northern Ireland which is in dispute at this moment
in time. However, if the aforementioned wishes to participate in the future, an additional fee
(The Surplus Tariff) will be applied. Parties concerned have the right to withdraw from these
conditions. Amendments will subsequently be published in the right wing press". Greenpeace has
welcomed these measures as contributing to the lessening of Global Warming in the next century.
-South West Arctic Powerfuel Company,(unregistered).