Powerfuel People

The new Powerfuel Company will, from November, set in motion an advanced concept in Home Heating.
Much cheaper than ordinary fuel, it has put at the disposal of the Public Office this order, namely:
"This Power is available on a dual only setting (where there are no mains). This Product will be on tap
in the UK including the Channel Islands, but not Northern Ireland which is in dispute at this moment
in time. However, if the aforementioned wish to participate, an additional fee (the Surplus Tariff), will
be applied. All parties, in due course, will have the right to withdraw from these conditions. Any
amendments will subsequently be published in the press both in UK and abroad".
Greenpeace, it is hoped, will welcome these measures as contributing to the loss of Global Warming.
-South West Arctic Powerfuel Company (Unregistered).