Getting Mobile

The American Sperm expert, Tess Tickle, has suggested that I use my mobile phone
only between the hours of 2-4 in the morning to avoid any possibility of loss of sex drive.
I told him that I was not going to pay a ridiculously high fee just to be told what I already know.
He then pointed me in the direction of the stage show of "Dirty Dancing" where I can contact
a young lady who would do me more good than he could ever dream on. If I survive the
encounter I shall let you know all the ins and outs of what went on.
-Frank Simple, Littlehampton.