Extra Large Pizzas

In the light of new Regulations concerning the delivery of live as well as dead food
which comes into force from 1st January, 2007, we propose the following arrangements:
"The maximum size of pizzas to be delivered will be 0.610 metres in diameter. They will
contain extra Mushrooms, Garlic, Salt and Chilli with additional Sauce as required. The
weight is dependent upon the size of delivery vans/motorcycles, whichever is the cheaper.
Coupons will not be accepted as we will be employing only people from the Extended
European Countries Area. For this we have been granted special permission from the
External Ministry. Advance payments in any currency will be acceptable. Our address
will be found in Yellow Pages". Have a good Appetite!
-Brown Brothers Bargain Bucket Shops, Bolton.